(updated December, 2007)
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Take one (1) sip whenever:

- Anyone says "Dunder Mifflin."
- Anyone says "That's what she said"
- Pam says "This is Pam."
- Pam says "Okay."
- Kelly says "oh my god/godness"
- Jane says "Michael"

- Jim looks into the camera.
- Angela and Dwight look at each other.

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Take two (2) sips whenever:

- Dwight's Bubble Head Doll is seen.
- A Dundie is seen.
- Holmer Simpson is seen.

- Michael tries to impersonate someone.

The Office Greatest Moments

Take three (3) sips whenever:

- Jim and Pam talk to each other on the phone.
- Jim plays a prank on Dwight.

- Stanley gets pissed at someone, or is insubordinate.

- Michael expresses his dislike of Koby.

- Chili's is mentioned/seen.

Finish your drink whenever:

- Meredith's alcoholism is implied or expressed.
- any characters kiss.
- a secret is revealed.